Wildfire! I be tagged!

I saw this right after it started out. Yesterday, I saw it twice. Originally, Ogre, the guy who started it, wanted to be notified so he could track where it goes. I can't believe it made it to little ole me within a week. I've been "tagged" by the ever-brave Waterfall.

Here's the scoop on how to play: I pick 5 occupations out of the list below and post my answers. Then I tag 3 other people to post their answers on their blog. If I tag you, and you don't want to be a part of this, then that is okay. Just let me know and I'll tag someone else.

The "questions": If I could be a scientist...If I could be a farmer...If I could be a musician...If I could be a doctor...If I could be a painter...If I could be a gardener...If I could be a missionary...If I could be a chef...If I could be an architect...If I could be a linguist...If I could be a psychologist...If I could be a librarian...If I could be an athlete...If I could be a lawyer...If I could be an inn-keeper...If I could be a professor...If I could be a writer...If I could be a llama-rider...If I could be a bonnie pirate...If I could be an astronaut...If I could be a world famous blogger...If I could be a justice on any one court in the world...If I could be married to any current famous political figure...

If I could be a gardener... I would keep it small and I would post lots of pictures my growing plants on the internet and make my Northern friends jealous. Oh, wait I already do that.

If I could be an architect... I would be a community planner too. Is that cheating? Oh, I don't care if it is. I would create eco-friendly communities that have a European village feel, no cars allowed. The emphasis would be on a healthy living environment that treads lightly on the planet.

If I could be a psychologist... I would be a child and adolescent psychologist, because that's where you can do the most good for individuals, It's also when we often feel the most helpless and confused about the world.

If I could be a librarian... I would redesign the Austin Library system because, let's just say, it needs it. Actually, this is career field that I'm seriously considering. I would be very interested in either getting into the whole usability and technology aspect of things or in becoming a research librarian. Many people find libraries and information gathering daunting, I'd like to make it less so.

If I could be an inn-keeper... I would call it the Leaky Cauldron and meet lots of interesting characters. I'd even allow in the occasional Muggle!

Well, I need to tag quickly because I'm running late for work! Kristina, because I know she'll have interesting answers; Jill, because I've only recently encountered her and I'd love to see what she'd say; and Karen, because she loves doing this kind of thing.

Update: I went back to Ogre's site and discoved that he's been tracking all the responses. It's really kind of neat to see how it's spread.